O.K. So I missed my first deadline for posting. I promise to be better about that. But, hey! I am new to writing deadlines for things that I am not required to do. But to make up for that, this will be a double post week. I may even do that today. YAY!!!
So…speaking of missing deadlines, I messed up major. I had a paper due last Monday. Consequence of e-mailing it in late was a 20% reduction in grade, OFF THE TOP. Mid week, of the week it was due, I e-mail the professor about his stipulation for “scholarly sources” using a news/journal website as an example. I also asked him his definition of scholarly. He said the journal was fine and news sources were great. So, I wrote this paper, sourced the paper and had it ready to turn in. On the due day, I go to class. For some reason, in the e-mail I sent the professor, I neglected to ask him to clarify what he meant by scholarly sources, exactly. So, in class, I asked him. He wanted six, peer-reviewed, journal citations.
“OH $h!t”, went through my mind.
I only had two and many newspaper/magazine sources. This paper was due at midnight of due day. E-mailed. This class is all electronic. So, at seven in the evening, I am in the library trying to find sources. At eleven, I am back in the dorm accessing the online electronic journals. At two in the morning, after reading/skimming HUNDREDS of pages of journals, trying to find relative sources, I am twenty minutes away from finishing the paper. The entire time, I am praying that the professor will give leeway/consideration to the fact it was in before s/he woke up. As I am accessing my last journal, the screen responds, “Webpage Unavailable. No internet connection. Would you like to run a diagnosis?”
$hHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This fail was brought to you mostly by me, because I didn’t completely follow through on my assignment as early as I should have. But I would be remiss if I didn’t thank the internet service that is provided by a company that services the internet to the dorms. Who I won’t name. But it starts with and “A” and its name means, “The point in an orbit around the Earth that is most distant from the Earth.”
Proper Preparation Prevents (Piss) Poor Performance.
PEACE!!
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